There hasn’t been a younger sibling who’s had an easier path into the role of “the successful one” since Joaquin Phoenix.
Ashlee Simpson, who only had to tick off “Don’t be Jessica” on the grand checklist of life to become the scion of that … talented? … family, was at Wet Republic on Sept. 8. And to reinforce just how much she’s the responsible, normal one of the fam, she came with Papa Joe.
While chilling in their cabana, Simpson drank water and ate Sno Cones. Because Ashlee Simpson at a dayclub is no different than a 6-year-old at a state fair, apparently.