MacFarlane to AVN Awards: I’m too busy for porn

Let’s not dwell too long on the dystopian future we’ve arrived in that would make Family Guy creator and showtunes enthusiast Seth MacFarlane the host of the Oscars. Because he landed that high-profile gig, though, he had a chance to crash an even-more prestigious awards ceremony: the Adult Video News Awards. AVN asked him to host its ceremony in January. He declined, saying he was too busy. Here, allow us to help: Stewie Griffin wants to kill Lois, Brian is struggling with middle-class ennui (which is funny because he’s a dog), and Peter, we don’t know, joins the mob to set up several cutaway gags referencing The Freshman. He fistfights the giant chicken, who works for a rival gang. There. We just wrote half the next season of Family Guy. You’re welcome.

Jenni “JWoww” Farley is planning on marrying boyfriend Roger Mathews, and she wants to do it in Vegas. Because we’re never, ever going to be free of the Jersey Shore crew, even though this is the final season. The Pauly D bobblehead is expected to officiate.

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