Harry’s Royal Scepter Worth a Few Pounds

According to a report from the Las Vegas Convention and Visitors Authority, Prince Harry’s naked billiards session translated to $23 million in free publicity for Las Vegas. “What happens here, stays here” is expected to be replaced by “Come see our acres of royal dong” in the upcoming advertising campaign season.

Mark Foster swung by 1 Oak to do a DJ set around 1:30 a.m. Oct. 12, leaving by 3 a.m. to go gamble. That is the mark of a man who wants to cut down on how many conversations he has in any given night with breathless groupies about how deep “Pumped Up Kicks” is.

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Let’s not dwell too long on the dystopian future we’ve arrived in that would make Family Guy creator and showtunes enthusiast Seth MacFarlane the host of the Oscars. Because he landed that high-profile gig, though, he had a chance to crash an even-more prestigious awards ceremony: the Adult Video News Awards. AVN asked him to host its ceremony in January. He declined, saying he was too busy.

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