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(PG-13) ☆☆☆☆☆

This Halloween film concerns a Cleveland high school senior (Victoria Justice) who misplaces her preteen brother (Jackson Nicoll) on trick-or-treat night. This film is a soul-crusher, completely devoid of any humor, point, quality or value. The narrative shape recalls other more successful one-crazy-night comedies such as Adventures in Babysitting, but it fails magnificently. I don’t know for whom the hell this bell tolls. Maybe it will toll for Nickelodeon-fed offspring, but I doubt it.

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By Michael Phillips, Tribune Media Services

Not that we needed it, and pardon the trace elements of contempt regarding the familiarity of this particular narrative hook, but: Yet another serial killer movie hits theaters this week. In Alex Cross, Tyler Perry, way, way out of his signature drag character Madea’s wig and sensible shoes, refashions himself as the forensic psychologist and homicide detective played previously on screen by Morgan Freeman in adaptations of James Patterson’s novels Along Came a Spider and Kiss the Girls.