Shania is the Country Lady Gaga

Parading up the Strip with a herd of horses, Shania Twain finally kicked off her Caesars Palace residency, Still the One, on Dec. 1, after which she opted to move away from her traffic-ruining ranch-hand style and go back to the drawing board that gave us head-to-toe skintight leopard print.

In this case, we believe her new style could best be described as “Sexy Baked Potato.”

Twain came out in a shiny, silver one-piece that looked like she was either a refugee from an early ’80s metal video or was soldering glitter to leftover Cats costumes. And that’s before we even bring up the Mad Max-if-he-had-to-cross-dress-to-escape-Thunderdome boots.

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