Best Place to Party With Your Parents: Voodoo Rooftop Nightclub

Look, we don’t want to make a big thing about this, but your mom? She needs to get out a little more. Don’t ask us how we know. And when she and dad swing through town and want to get a little taste of that Las Vegas nightlife you keep going on about, Voodoo at the Rio is the spot. It’s not just that a fruity, sweet Witch Doctor is both boozy enough and doesn’t-taste-boozy-enough to get her on the dance floor like it’s 1976 all over again. It’s just that they can spend so much time admiring the view, they have a focal point for when they want to willfully ignore the fact that you’re mercilessly hitting on a 22-year-old nursing student from Akron.