Seven Nights

Your city after dark

Thu 20

Ho-Ho-Ho’s abound at Haze. Jolly ol’ Moose A Clause dons his big red suit for the annual festive search for the Sexiest Mrs. Clause in town. The lucky lady takes home $5,000. (In Aria, 10:30 p.m.,

Fri 21

If you aren’t holed up in a doomsday bunker somewhere, celebrate the most current end-of-the-world prediction at Commonwealth for the La Fin du Monde bash. As the official Las Vegas draught debut of Unibroue’s Belgian-style trippel, toast the world goodbye at midnight. (525 E. Fremont St., 8 p.m., More apocalyptic shenanigans are under way with an End of the World Party at Revolution, where you’re invited to drink like there’s no tomorrow with a $40 open bar till 1 a.m. (In The Mirage, 10 p.m., Additional end-of-the-world partying is taking place at the Artisan for Artiscension with DJs Brett Rubin, Vibonacci featuring Jennesis, Crime, Bizee Mnstr, Jeremy Espinosa, Chris Arelius and more. Be sure to wish Loose Cannon’s Gray Fuss a happy birthday while you’re there. (1501 W. Sahara Ave., 10 p.m., End of the world or no, Frosty needs to party. Sounds of the Underground presents the holiday-themed Frosty’s Apocalypse at the Fort Cheyenne Events Center including DJs Kinekt, Bear, HellNegative and Focus at the teen-friendly dance party. (2428 E. Cheyenne Ave., 8 p.m.,

Sat 22

Oh, look. We’re still here. If you aren’t nursing a killer hangover because you thought the world wouldn’t be here today, join the GBDC crew and DJ Mark Stylz for an “I Survived the End of the World” celebration. (In the Palms, 1 p.m., Hey ladies, if you need some extra cash for the holidays, head downtown for Golden Gate’s 2012 Miss Santa’s Helper Contest and a chance to win $5,000. (In Golden Gate, 5 p.m., In non-post-apocalypse-or-sexy-holiday news, get back to the basics of partying with some good tunes from Dutch DJ/producer Sander van Doorn along with a performance by dance-music songstress Nadia Ali at Marquee. (In the Cosmopolitan, 10 p.m.,

Sun 23

A Festivus for the rest of us! Join Bagatelle for a brunch in honor of the non-secular pseudo-holiday made recognizable thanks to Seinfeld. Feel free to air your grievances during the meal then demonstrate feats of strength—although security may not like the latter. (In the Tropicana, 1 p.m. What would Linus be without his blanket? And plenty of needy people in the Valley could use one as the temperatures drop, as well. Stop by Ghostbar for a Charlie Brown Holiday Party Blanket Drive with PJ Produkt and DJ Casanova. (In the Palms, 11 p.m.,

Mon 24

If you aren’t doing that whole family thing during the holidays and are stranded in Las Vegas, join in the annual White Trash Xmas Party tradition at the Double Down Saloon with The Vermin, DJ Rex Dart and the Bargain DJ Collective. Plus, since the Double Down never closes, you can just keep drinking until Wednesday and forget Christmas ever happened. (4640 Paradise Road, 10 p.m.,

Tue 25

Strippers: just another way to get through those pesky holidays in true Las Vegas fashion. Yup, Crazy Horse III is open and celebrating the last day of its 12 Days of Christmas Open Bar, where revelers receive one free drink every hour until 11:59 p.m. (3525 W. Russell Road,

Wed 26

Recover from the eggnog-and-fruitcake gluttony during the Xmas Hangover Bass Facial Banger at Oracle Mansion. Splitbreed performs along with DJ sets by Stellar, Teenwolf, Kid Funk and Shelco Garcia. (3500 W. Naples Drive, 10 p.m.,

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Thu 13 Amid all the sexy Santa’s helpers and naughty elves, let’s not forget our Jewish Friends. Hyde welcomes the Jewish Federation for the annual Vodka Latka party with hors d’oeuvres, unlimited vodka cocktails and wine. Complete reservation details can be found at