Your Guide to the Porn-Star Powered Parties of the Adult Entertainment Expo

Merry Pornmas, everybody!

And by “everybody” we mean “Those of you bringing professional long lenses to the porn convention for your vaguely disturbing home photo collection.”

Yes, today is the start of the 15th annual Adult Entertainment Expo, bringing with it all the “Oh God I should’ve used Purell before I touched that Fleshlight” moments of terror that go with it. But what about all the things that surround the convention itself? Other than certain unguents and shampoos, we mean.

The official post-awards-show afterparty for AVN is at 1 Oak Saturday night, with Asa Akira and Jesse Jane, and the official AVN PREparty is at Tao tonight with the girls of Wicked.

Tonight will also see Sam Tripoli’s Naughty Show go down with Doug Benson at Vinyl inside the Hard Rock at 10 p.m. (April Macie also told us she’d be doing a set there.) Vanity opens back up tonight for the Girls Gone Wild party (11 p.m.) while Sapphire hosts the Adam & Eve party (11 p.m.). Tabu features Gracie Glam, Kendall Karson and Nikki Phoenix (11:30 p.m.).

Tomorrow night, Vinyl has comedian Colin Kane (9:30 p.m.), while at 11 p.m., Gangbanged goes on. Which we’re assuming is a band and not an impromptu film shoot. Body English hosts the White Party with more than 300 porn stars (11 p.m.), but if that’s just too many porn stars in one place for you (and how could that ever be possible?) Vanity has the Digital Playground/Playboy Plus/Twistys/Manwin/Reality Kings/Mofos party (11 p.m.), while Vivid Video strikes out off-campus, as it were, for its official party at Pure (11 p.m.). Jenna Jameson, meanwhile, holds court at Tabu (11:30 p.m.).

On Saturday, Vinyl starts the preparty at 7 p.m. and the Hard Copy Rebels perform during the viewing party for the awards show around the corner at The Joint (9 p.m.). Wicked Pictures does its party at Vanity (11 p.m.) and Sapphire does an awards afterparty of its own (11 p.m.), while Pure brings in Penthouse Pet Nicole Aniston alogn with Nikki Benz and Alexis Ford.

And then, just when you’ve had enough porn — have some porn ‘n’ eggs. First is doing the porn star brunch with Joanna Angel Sunday from noon to 3 p.m. ($50), so you and the rest of the porn stars can collectively soak up your hangovers. Among other things one might need to soak up as a porn star.

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