Dishing: The Works Burger at Dick’s Last Resort

The rowdy, year-round spring break atmosphere of Dick’s Last Resort is only accentuated with a burger that reminds you that you should be on vacation from everything—including regular, human-size meals. This half-pound burger is stacked with lettuce, tomato, pickles, mushrooms and grilled onions (which still count as vegetables, right?). Then come the cheeses: cheddar, Swiss, pepper jack and American. Oh yeah, and slabs of bacon. Yes, you can pretend your metabolism is on spring break, too.

$18, in Excalibur, 597-7991,