Britney Spears Takes Whirlwind Spin Through Town Square

britneymeatballh1.jpgWhen Britney Spears signs her inevitable residency deal, we know for a fact that she’ll only hang out in the finest outdoor malls disguised as small-town thoroughfares that Las Vegas has to offer.

She was with new boyfriend David Lucado on March 23 at Meatball Spot, a night after hitting up Cirque du Soleil’s One Night for One Drop charity extravaganza at Bellagio. She had meatball sliders and Sprite, so that’s one more thing you can share in common with Britney, along with your love of dressing up in schoolgirl outfits and having your father approve all your financial decisions.

Luckily, Justin Timberlake and Jessica Biel were more in the mood for sushi, lest there should be any awkwardness on the fake streets. They were at Bellagio for mutual friends’ bachelor and bachelorette parties. Timberlake and the fellas did Yellowtail on March 22, while Biel and the gals did Fix. The next night, Biel doubled back to Yellowtail before going to 1 Oak.

Another One for the Road

MGM Grand isn’t standing pat on its nightlife shakeup with just Hakkasan. The venerable Tabu ultralounge will shut its doors following its final night of operation April 5. No word yet on what will be taking its place. … Also turning up at One Night for One Drop were Michael Phelps, Shania Twain, Pam Anderson, Holly Madison, Coco Austin and Kyle Richards. The show included a piece by Danny Elfman, which we assume means the whole production will be featured in the next Tim Burton movie. … Captain America star Chris Evans got to fire Tao’s cryo gun March 23, presumably in response to the Red Skull’s attempt at a last-minute buyout on a busy Saturday night.

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