Miley Cyrus at I Heart Radio Music Festival

MGM Grand Garden Arena, Sept. 21

Photo by Ethan Miller/Getty Images

Photo by Ethan Miller/Getty Images

Did you already forget about Miley Cyrus twerking at the VMAs? Because Miley would like you to reconsider your “thinking about things other than Miley Cyrus” position immediately.

The cruel harvest from the seeds you innocently sowed by tolerating “Achy Breaky Heart” in the ’90s stormed the iHeartRadio Music Festival on Saturday in black pasties and a white mesh dress—because shattered childhood, that’s why.

She hopped onstage with people dressed like rainbows and slapped the ass of a twerking little person. The biggest disappointment of the whole show was that she’s only 20 and can’t go get hammered in the clubs. Dear God that’s going to be Lohanian amounts of fun. We may have to shut down all the clubs after the Miley Cyrus Burn it Down I’m 21 World Tour. ★★☆☆☆

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