Everybody has hard choices to make about how they’re going to spend their weekend. Some choices are harder than others. This week’s showdown: The man that made “derp, derp, derp” a thing briefly vs. the girl who made your mom ask you what “twerking” is. FIGHT!
|Carlos Mencia||Miley Cyrus|
|What:||The stand-up comic who took bar-lowering to a special new place.||The singer who took Britney Spears to the logical, Millennial extreme.||Advantage: Miley.|
|When/where:||Primm’s Star of the Desert Arena, Saturday.||MGM Grand Garden Arena, Saturday.||Advantage: Miley.|
|Unfortunate television past:||Mind of Mencia.||Hannah Montana.||Advantage: Miley.|
|Career embarrassment:||Joke theft.||Billy Ray Cyrus.||Advantage: Miley.|
|Enemies:||Joe Rogan.||Joe Jonas’ drug counselor.||Advantage: Mencia.|
|Six degrees of Ren & Stimpy?:||Two steps: Did an episode of Drawn Together, which also featured voice-of-Stimpy Billy West.||One step.||Advantage: Miley.|