Everybody has hard choices to make about how they’re going to spend their weekend. Some choices are harder than others. This week’s showdown: A prog-metal stalwart vs. the watershed moment of the financial year for green food dye makers. FIGHT!
|Tool||St. Patrick’s Day|
|What:||Wildly inventive, somewhat mysterious proprietors of some of the most interesting heavy music of the last 20 years.||Socially acceptable blackouts.||Advantage: Push.|
|When/where:||Planet Hollywood, Saturday.||Anywhere they serve beer, now through Monday night.||Advantage: St. Pat’s.|
|I know …||… the pieces fit.||… that I won’t remember any of this.||Advantage: St. Pat’s.|
|Natural enemy:||Los Angeles.||Snakes.||Advantage: Tool.|
|Comes around:||With a new album every five to eight years.||At 5 a.m. when your drunken idiot friends need a ride home from a location they can only describe as “Iunnoh. Nopants. PANTS.”||Advantage: Tool.|
|Also has ties to:||Wine.||Green wine.||Advantage: Tool.|