Weekend Kombat: Seinfeld vs. Cake


Everybody has hard choices to make about how they’re going to spend their weekend. Some choices are harder than others. This week’s showdown: An alt-rock staple vs. the man who delivered us into anti-dentitism. FIGHT!

Cake Seinfeld
What: Possibly the longest-tenured horns section in alternative rock, we’re pretty sure. The undisputed champeen of observational humor. Advantage: Seinfeld.
When/where: Brooklyn Bowl, Friday and Saturday. The Colosseum, Friday and Saturday. Advantage: Cake.
Stance on cars: Useful for going the distance. A place to hang out with comedians while getting coffee. Advantage: Cake.
Early work: Rock ‘n’ Roll Lifestyle.” Celebrity Cabaret. Advantage: Seinfeld. You can’t beat that kind of classic tramway material, or that collar.
Enemy: Actual singing. Soup Nazi. Advantage: Seinfeld.
Hangs out with: Gloria Gaynor. Louie CK, Chris Rock and Ricky Gervais. Advantage: Seinfeld.

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