Everybody has hard choices to make about how they’re going to spend their weekend. Some choices are harder than others. This week’s showdown: An alt-rock staple vs. the man who delivered us into anti-dentitism. FIGHT!
|What:||Possibly the longest-tenured horns section in alternative rock, we’re pretty sure.||The undisputed champeen of observational humor.||Advantage: Seinfeld.|
|When/where:||Brooklyn Bowl, Friday and Saturday.||The Colosseum, Friday and Saturday.||Advantage: Cake.|
|Stance on cars:||Useful for going the distance.||A place to hang out with comedians while getting coffee.||Advantage: Cake.|
|Early work:||“Rock ‘n’ Roll Lifestyle.”||Celebrity Cabaret.||Advantage: Seinfeld. You can’t beat that kind of classic tramway material, or that collar.|
|Enemy:||Actual singing.||Soup Nazi.||Advantage: Seinfeld.|
|Hangs out with:||Gloria Gaynor.||Louie CK, Chris Rock and Ricky Gervais.||Advantage: Seinfeld.|