You Too Can Twerk

Illustration by Cierra Pedro

Illustration by Cierra Pedro

Ladies, if there’s one thing you’re terrible at, it’s being a lady. That’s why Night School 4 Girls at Hard Rock Live is there—to teach you how to do burlesque, pole dancing and other moves that put the “sex” in “sexxxxxxy.” Because otherwise, how would you figure out how to take off your clothes or grind your crotch in some guy’s lap? Now it’s offering a 70-minute twerking lesson during Friday and Saturday classes, so you can learn how to shake your ass. Which is something, apparently, that isn’t included with the instruction manual. It’ll really help you put the finishing touches on that Miley Cyrus Halloween costume once you’ve purchased a weed-print onesie and mastered the subtle art of grabbing your vagina in public. (Soon to be a Night School spinoff class.)

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