Because the line of monster-on-girl lit-porn dominating the Amazon self-published ranks wasn’t enough (and no, we aren’t making that up), the Las Vegas escorts from Showtime’s reality show Gigolos—Nick Hawk, Ash Armand and Bradley Lords—have teamed up to issue a series of three e-books, Sexoirs of a Gigolo. (Alternate titles considered: Humpography of a Gigolo, A Remembrance of Boobs Past, The Gigolos’ Conquests: A Bildungsf**kman.) The three titles will be available on Kindle, Nook, iTunes and wherever dreams, hope and any semblance of discriminating erotic taste go to die.
Gorillaz are coming to Las Vegas for the first time ever. 2016’s Grammy winner for best new artist, Chance the Rapper, will return. English rockers Muse will bring their dizzying live show to the streets of Downtown. And that’s just the top of an eclectic bill that features more than 70 acts, along with comedy, interactive art installations, a group art exhibit featuring the work of Mark Ryden, Tara McPherson and Shepard Fairey and much more. Last year saw more than 137,000 attendees trod the festival footprint. Who’s ready for more?
