Because the line of monster-on-girl lit-porn dominating the Amazon self-published ranks wasn’t enough (and no, we aren’t making that up), the Las Vegas escorts from Showtime’s reality show Gigolos—Nick Hawk, Ash Armand and Bradley Lords—have teamed up to issue a series of three e-books, Sexoirs of a Gigolo. (Alternate titles considered: Humpography of a Gigolo, A Remembrance of Boobs Past, The Gigolos’ Conquests: A Bildungsf**kman.) The three titles will be available on Kindle, Nook, iTunes and wherever dreams, hope and any semblance of discriminating erotic taste go to die.