Everybody has hard choices to make about how they’re going to spend their weekend. Some choices are harder than others. This week’s showdown: The guy who sold fancy headphones to Colin Kaepernick vs. the biggest rockabilly throwdown in the U.S. FIGHT!
|Aloe Blacc||Viva Las Vegas|
|What:||Soul crooner, rapper.||The event that puts pomade companies in the black every year.||Advantage: Viva.|
|When/where:||Rehab, Saturday.||The Orleans, through Sunday.||Advantage: Push.|
|Main attraction:||“The Man,” the song you heard every commercial break during the last NFL playoffs.||Los Straitjackets, a collection of luchadore mask-wearing surf rockers.||Advantage: Unless you’re dead inside, Viva.|
|Girls:||Bikini’d, heavily tattooed.||In vintage dresses, heavily tattoed.||Advantage: Viva.|
|There it is:||The Tosh.0 parody.||$2 shots of Sailor Jerry at Orleans bars during the event.||Advantage: Please don’t make us choose.|
|Potential drawback:||His jazz background could shine through, exposing countless unsuspecting pool partiers to actual jazz music.||Getting roped into helping change the transmission on a ’41 Chrysler Saratoga.||Advantage: Viva.|