Weekend Kombat: Aloe Blacc vs. Viva Las Vegas

Beatdowns by Dre.

Beatdowns by Dre.

Everybody has hard choices to make about how they’re going to spend their weekend. Some choices are harder than others. This week’s showdown: The guy who sold fancy headphones to Colin Kaepernick vs. the biggest rockabilly throwdown in the U.S. FIGHT!

Aloe Blacc Viva Las Vegas
What: Soul crooner, rapper. The event that puts pomade companies in the black every year. Advantage: Viva.
When/where: Rehab, Saturday. The Orleans, through Sunday. Advantage: Push.
Main attraction: “The Man,” the song you heard every commercial break during the last NFL playoffs. Los Straitjackets, a collection of luchadore mask-wearing surf rockers. Advantage: Unless you’re dead inside, Viva.
Girls: Bikini’d, heavily tattooed. In vintage dresses, heavily tattoed. Advantage: Viva.
There it is: The Tosh.0 parody. $2 shots of Sailor Jerry at Orleans bars during the event. Advantage: Please don’t make us choose.
Potential drawback: His jazz background could shine through, exposing countless unsuspecting pool partiers to actual jazz music. Getting roped into helping change the transmission on a ’41 Chrysler Saratoga. Advantage: Viva.

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