Everybody has hard choices to make about how they’re going to spend their weekend. Some choices are harder than others. This week’s showdown: The premiere bikini-based event of Las Vegas summers vs. the premiere metal band made of undead druids. FIGHT!
|Hot 100||Ghost B.C.|
|What:||A bevy of beauty contest hopefuls spread out over two months.||What KISS would be if KISS played a lot of D&D.||Advantage: Hot.|
|When/where:||Wet Republic, today.||House of Blues, tonight.||Advantage: Hot.|
|The star:||The 100 girls who are willing to be judged in, essentially, underpants in public.||Some kind of evil skeleton pope.||Advantage: This is closer than it should be, but we’ll go Hot.|
|Best enjoyed by:||14-year-old boys.||14-year-old antisocial boys.||Advantage: Ghost.|
|Music:||Provided by DJ Shift.||The evil circus riffs of “Secular Haze.”||Advantage: No disrespect to Shift, but evil circus music is basically the greatest. Ghost.|
|Hails from:||Wherever attractive girls call home, but mainly Las Vegas, Phoenix and SoCal.||Sweden.||Advantage: Sweden started this whole thing with their bikini team, and we’re nothing if not thankful to our forebears. Ghost.|