The Real Housewives Take Over Rehab

Joanna and Marta Krupa

Joanna and Marta Krupa

Thursday, May 8

Did someone say “bottomless drinks”? Bartenders at Chateau will pour till you can’t drink no mo’ during The Deck, a new rooftop patio party. Opt for $30 unlimited draft beer or $50 open bar as DJ Casanova spins through the decades. (In Paris Las Vegas, 9 p.m., After last week’s debut, Encore Beach Club continues its nighttime sessions, this time bringing Dim Mak artist Deorro to the decks. Confession: We once played his track “Five Hours” on repeat for roughly that amount of time. (At Encore, 10:30 p.m.,

Friday, May 9

Swedish duo Rebecca & Fiona return to Marquee with new tunes in tow. On April 29, the pastel-haired cuties released their sophomore album, Beauty Is Pain. With tantalizing synth and bouncing beats, it’s definitely the kind of music you can dance to—but it won’t make you move hard enough to sweat out your blowout or smear your makeup. (In the Cosmopolitan, 10 p.m.,

Saturday, May 10

That last time we saw New York’s The Chainsmokers was summer 2013 at Marquee Dayclub. Now the duo’s Hakkasan appearance is their first since releasing the cultural touchstone known as “#SELFIE” in January. The viral video beast—which features a cameo from Steve Aoki, who also headlines tonight—has amassed close to 90 million views and inspired countless Instagram captions. (In MGM Grand, 10 p.m., Here’s another opportunity to snap a self-portrait: GLO nighttime LGBT pool party at Luxor. Slap on your favorite neon swimsuit and get down to the sounds of DJ Matt Lucio. (At Luxor, 7:30 p.m., You can also kick back for Round 1 of Rehab’s Bikini Invitational. Not only will beauties in swimsuits abound, they’ll be joined by hosts Marta and Joanna Krupa of Real Housewives of Miami fame. And wait…that’s not all! DJ Crystal Hefner (a.k.a. Mrs. Hugh Hefner) will supply the beats. (At Hard Rock Hotel-Casino, 10 a.m., you’d prefer to imbibe while fully clothed, Lee’s eighth annual Beer & Tequila experience takes over LVH, offering the opportunity to sample more than 300 brews and 70 tequilas. In addition to your inevitable buzz, you can feel good knowing that proceeds benefit the nonprofit, Lee’s Helping Hand. (3000 Paradise Rd., 3 p.m.,

Sunday, May 11

Happy Mother’s Day! After you’ve taken mommy out for a celebratory brunch, check out a new pool party, the Sunday Times, popping off at Picnic on the roof of Downtown Grand. Dip your toes in the water as local DJ ZO sets the soundtrack. (206 N. 3rd St., noon,

Monday, May 12

Can’t get enough poolside fun? We can’t blame you! Thus, we offer you another option for outdoor entertainment: Dive-In Movies at the Boulevard Pool. The screenings made their second-season return on Cinco de Mayo and this week it’s viewer’s choice. You can vote for your favorite of the potential films at Once you’re there, don’t forget to pick up a boozy frozen novelty from the Neapolitan, which recently opened for the summer season. (At the Cosmopolitan, 7 p.m.,

Tuesday, May 13

You could almost put your wardrobe in retirement and do all of your businesses in a bathing suit … just throw on a scrunchie for the Totally Awesome ’80s party at M Resort’s Day Dream Pool Club. The venue’s first night swim of the season offers open bar from 8-10 p.m. (12300 Las Vegas Blvd. South, 8 p.m.,

Wednesday, May 14

The late, great J Dilla is one of hip-hop’s most revered (and sampled) producers. For the past few decades, artists from the Roots to Chance the Rapper have paid tribute to his celebrated beats. Now, Bizarre Ride Live (featuring Slimkid3 and Fatlip of The Pharcyde) and Dilla’s fellow Detroit natives, Slum Village, honor him on the Welcome to Dillaville U.S. tour stop at Insert Coin(s). Residents Phoreyz and Silent John keep the music moving in between performances. (512 Fremont St., 9 p.m.,

CORRECTION: The print edition of this week’s Seven Nights included the Rehab Bikini Invitational on Sunday, May 11. The correct date is Saturday, May 10.