Everybody has hard choices to make about how they’re going to spend their weekend. Some choices are harder than others. This week’s showdown: The last truly great sleazy rock band vs. the last white rapper to hit the charts while Eminem didn’t have much going on. FIGHT!
|Guns N’ Roses||Macklemore|
|What:||The remains of one of the last, great, authentic rock ‘n’ roll bands.||The remains of a haircut gone horribly awry.||Advantage: GnR.|
|When/where:||The Joint, Saturday and Sunday.||Surrender, Sunday.||Advantage: Push.|
|They’re gonna make you:||Bleed.||Dance awkwardly at a mass wedding.||Advantage: GnR.|
|Please don’t ask about:||Slash.||The Professor Macklemore years.||Advantage: GnR.|
|Offensive to:||Cops, blacks, immigrants, gays, Iranians (?!).||Jews.||Advantage: Oh come on, we’re not answering this one.|
|Cover versions:||Sheryl Crowe.||Ed Sheeran.||Advantage: Macklemore. EVERYTHING sounds better with “No Diggity.”|