Look, you don’t understand: This thick head of hair didn’t just sprout overnight. It’s taken a lot of time and effort to grow these locks. They, along with my pinchable cheeks, are the reason I’m a chick magnet—whether it’s the old lady in the grocery store produce aisle or little Suzy on the playground blacktop, this head turns heads. So while I certainly admire what y’all are doing (voluntarily shaving your domes in support of the St. Baldrick’s Foundation, which funds research to find cures for childhood cancers), and while I’m tickled to learn this March 7 event at RíRá Irish pub raised more than $11,000, I’m gonna have to sit this one out. … What’s that? Suzy’s got a soft spot for charitable dudes? OK, I’m in.
Best of the City 2016
Our seventh annual celebration of all things Las Vegas, from the best place to fix your speeding ticket to the best Bloody Mary.