“Hmm it’s a beautiful Sunday and I’m driving past a church just letting out, so yes ‘Put ‘Em On The Glass’ is a great choice, Sirius/XM”
— SPENCER HALL (@edsbs) March 29, 2015
Kevin James as Calipari. Just consider if they can get the hair right.
— Drew Magary (@drewmagary) March 29, 2015
Harry Reid retiring so he can finally cough up that sliver of almond stuck in his throat for 30 years.
— Bill Corbett (@BillCorbett) March 27, 2015
Again, Harry Reid is the Senate Majority Leader who announced his retirement, Hairy Reed is a disgusting thing on your clarinet,
— John Moe (@johnmoe) March 27, 2015
Harry Reid recommends Goldman Sachs To become next Senate Minority leader.
— Lizz Winstead (@lizzwinstead) March 27, 2015
if kentucky wins, cal needs to dedicate it to the memory of jerry tarkanian. just to see what would happen.
— Bomani Jones (@bomani_jones) March 29, 2015
BREAKING: Retiring Sen. Harry Reid to become new face of Allstate Insurance Co.’s ‘Mayhem’. pic.twitter.com/nNf9UWJQr1
— Misnomer (@Misnomer) March 27, 2015
The bartenders in the Beatles “Revolution Lounge” have string-taut girdles to accentuate their breasts, of course, and wait what’s happening
— Matt Braunger (@Braunger) March 29, 2015
I must have missed the meeting where we decided it was cool to like wrestling again.
— Kumail Nanjiani (@kumailn) March 30, 2015