Technically the Mötley Crüe biography is a scarier story than any of the Harry Potter books. pic.twitter.com/hUGTZt31e4
— Thomas Lennon (@thomaslennon) May 12, 2015
In lobby of our hotel in Vegas I bought my daughter an ice cream & the man insisted I take the receipt. “Just in case,” he said.
— Andy Richter (@AndyRichter) May 16, 2015
My heartfelt condolences to Lucille. #RIPBBKING
— Jeff Ross (@realjeffreyross) May 15, 2015
This must be very jarring for Tom Brady, who hasn’t had anything go poorly for him since 1986.
— George Wallace (@MrGeorgeWallace) May 12, 2015
I feel terrible but whenever I think of BB King I think of Silly Hat Era Bono. Lousy Bono.
— Drew Magary (@drewmagary) May 15, 2015
It’s not faint praise to say B.B. King was “nice” – he was. I’m listening to his music now and it’s not “nice!” All the gonads in the art!
— Penn Jillette (@pennjillette) May 15, 2015
Look for me in the credits of the new Entourage movie. I was “Lead Fedora Wrangler.”
— Conan O’Brien (@ConanOBrien) May 12, 2015
In Vegas surrounded by a bunch of very well dressed walking overdraft fees.
— Shane Mauss (@shanecomedy) May 14, 2015
I am a handsome DJ and I’ve got it made. Look at my suit. I’m in Vegas this weekend at the Wynn. See my billboard? Dope right? Im the best!
— Jon Daly (@jondaly) May 14, 2015
First Ben E King, then BB King… PLEASE be careful, Burger King
— Sarah Silverman (@SarahKSilverman) May 16, 2015
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