As with most things in life, proximity to topless women makes open-mic night even better. Tucked in Sapphire Gentlemen’s Club, the Sapphire Comedy Hour runs three nights a week, with Thursdays set aside for all comers. Sure, you have a one-drink minimum for your five minutes of stage time (up to 10 if you bring enough guests), but you can make it all back with the $50 prize for Best Act. And if you bomb out, there are plenty of ladies willing to comfort you in the main room. 3025 Industrial Rd, 702-869-0003, SapphireComedyHour.com.