Everybody likes a good list: top 100 movies of all time, 20 greatest guitarists, 10 hottest vacation spots. They’re concise, fun and sometimes even provide a bit of insight. And some of the more engaging lists are sports-related: top sluggers of all time, best running backs, greatest fights in boxing history. But every now and then, we come across a list that is so bad, so devoid of anything meaningful—or even fun—that we have to question why someone even bothered putting it together. BleacherReport.com has come up with such a list. Their look at the five reasons why the North Carolina basketball team will win next week’s Las Vegas Invitational is where thoughtful analysis goes to die. But judge for yourself.