Sir Mix-A-Lot at Lavo

"Oh. My. God. Becky, look at her butt. It is so big. She looks like one of those rap guys' girlfriends. Who understands those rap guys? They only talk to her because she looks like a total prostitute. I mean, her butt, it's just so... big!" Yes, that was typed entirely from memory. And we bet you know it, too. The man behind that pop culture gem who also told us to "Put 'em on the glass," the Sir Mix-A-Lot, spins for Hip-Hop Wednesdays at Lavo.

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