Inari Vachs and Devon Michaels at Crazy Horse III

The porn convention is in town! And you don’t even need to buy a badge to the Adult Expo to get up close and creepy with your favorite “actresses” of the adult film variety. But unlike most of the nightclub parties, you can catch starlets Inari Vachs and Devon Michaels in various stages of undress at Crazy Horse III, where they’re also resident strippers—er— “performers.” The AVN-award-winning duo, who’ve starred in a combined total of more than 670 films, will host the party, sign autographs and raunchily pose for pictures before shedding their clothes onstage. (3525 W. Russell Road, 10 p.m., CrazyHorse3.com.)