2012 Nightlife Issue

Poser, Please!

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Have you ever thought your DJ’s ad-libs weren’t quite as off-the-cuff as they seem? DJ Michael Toast pulls back the curtain on the cheesiest of moves from the men behind the booth.

By Deanna Rilling

December 20th, 2012

Michael Toast channels his inner superstar spinner in the five archetypical; DJ poses.

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The Jesus Pose

If God is a DJ … then his name is Armin and this is how he expresses he’s feeling the music.
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“I Can’t Hear You!”

You obviously aren’t screaming loud enough for ATB during the build.
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Heart Hands!

There’s no better way to show love to the #TranceFamily on the dance floor.
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Original Gangsta

I can see that you’re tough, Dawg. What ’hood are you from, Pasadena?
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Air-Piano Hands

Not only can I spin this track, but I can play the chords along with it on my giant invisible piano! Michael Toast offers additional poses, “Shit Vegas DJs Say,” and the worst DJ shout-outs. Check it out »