I've found that the only time I'm a "morning person" is when I'm still drunk from the night before...
Ladies, it's swimsuit season, just remember to recognize your bodyy type. Be confident, but don't scare everyone out the pool.
During the daytime, Vegas looks like it's made out of cardboard.
I've made a good start at eating my way through desserts so far this season. Two bridal showers down, 11 more summer wedding events to go.
Just saw Elvis in the makeup isle at target. #onlyinVegas
The Hangover ... Right click, copy, right click, paste, replace vegas with bangkok, missing tooth with tattoo, baby with monkey = hangover 2
A man named Smeady threatened to hurt me if I wouldn't give him "four whole lamb chops" while catering a wedding today. I was serving drinks
I'm just waiting for a las Vegas republican ad for president to say "this presidential election don't bet on black."
2 UNLV alums in the NBA finals playin against each other. Both balling too. #SWAG
what happens in vegas stays in your liver
Wonder if @RepWeiner can say with certitude which piece of living room furniture he's been sleeping on for the past few nights.
House prices are too low while gas prices remain high. Someone could make a ton of money by figuring out how to convert houses into gas.