Tweets of the Week

I've found that the only time I'm a "morning person" is when I'm still drunk from the night before...less than a minute ago via Twitter for Android Favorite Retweet ReplyLVTino
LVTino

Ladies, it's swimsuit season, just remember to recognize your bodyy type. Be confident, but don't scare everyone out the pool.less than a minute ago via web Favorite Retweet Reply[[Breezyy]]
ayyy_bri

During the daytime, Vegas looks like it's made out of cardboard.less than a minute ago via Echofon Favorite Retweet ReplyMayer Hawthorne
MayerHawthorne

I've made a good start at eating my way through desserts so far this season. Two bridal showers down, 11 more summer wedding events to go.less than a minute ago via web Favorite Retweet ReplyMeredith
acquiesce4

Just saw Elvis in the makeup isle at target. #onlyinVegasless than a minute ago via Twitter for iPhone Favorite Retweet Replykimberly diller
kadiller

The Hangover ... Right click, copy, right click, paste, replace vegas with bangkok, missing tooth with tattoo, baby with monkey = hangover 2less than a minute ago via Twitter for iPhone Favorite Retweet ReplyJavier Ramirez
javierramirezb

A man named Smeady threatened to hurt me if I wouldn't give him "four whole lamb chops" while catering a wedding today. I was serving drinksless than a minute ago via web Favorite Retweet ReplyCosmo Nims
ur_just_jelly

I'm just waiting for a las Vegas republican ad for president to say "this presidential election don't bet on black."less than a minute ago via Twitter for iPhone Favorite Retweet Replyswainny todd
TrevorIsntFunny

2 UNLV alums in the NBA finals playin against each other. Both balling too. #SWAGless than a minute ago via Twitter for Android Favorite Retweet ReplyLee Inouye
athugnamedlee

what happens in vegas stays in your liverless than a minute ago via web Favorite Retweet ReplyMark Ronson
iamMarkRonson

Wonder if @RepWeiner can say with certitude which piece of living room furniture he's been sleeping on for the past few nights.less than a minute ago via TweetDeck Favorite Retweet ReplyCharly
chuck_dizzle

House prices are too low while gas prices remain high. Someone could make a ton of money by figuring out how to convert houses into gas.less than a minute ago via web Favorite Retweet ReplyMatt Machino
MattMachino