Tweets of the Week

You know the excitement that brides feel in the moments before they begin their walk down the aisle? That's how I feel before lunch.less than a minute ago via Twitter for iPhone Favorite Retweet ReplyA.S. Paul
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Is it just me or does Skrillex look like a cross between Christian Siriano and Darlene from TV's "Roseanne?" (Google him.) #V7 #fbless than a minute ago via TweetCaster Favorite Retweet ReplyAngel Benton
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Facebook & Twitter cost businesses billions a year. On the other hand, it's the only thing preventing employees from killing themselves.less than a minute ago via web Favorite Retweet ReplyJulius Sharpe
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Sounds like the Weiner roast is over.less than a minute ago via Twitter for iPhone Favorite Retweet ReplyBrandee Barker
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Toddlers & Tiaras is a prequel to 16 And Pregnant.less than a minute ago via Twitter for iPhone Favorite Retweet Replykelly oxford
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Dear Tonight, please do not end up like last night. Thanks. Your Friend Joshless than a minute ago via UberSocial Favorite Retweet ReplyJosh Donaldson
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Something about having a eureka moment for a tough problem while on the can is quite satisfying.less than a minute ago via Tweetbot for iPhone Favorite Retweet ReplyPaweł Szymczykowski
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Watching the shoe video descriptions on @zappos is like shoe pr0n to a shoe-raholic. Love it!less than a minute ago via tGadget Favorite Retweet ReplyAmber Gauthier
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Debating paying for Wynn gym or running outside watching the walk of shame unfold on the Strip? #choicesless than a minute ago via Echofon Favorite Retweet ReplyMia Massi
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a bonus about living in las vegas during the summer: POOLS EVERYWHERE!less than a minute ago via web Favorite Retweet Replygabby suarez
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I thought that was a negative. RT @gabbisonn: a bonus about living in las vegas during the summer: POOLS EVERYWHERE!less than a minute ago via Echofon Favorite Retweet ReplyMorgan Ferguson
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Clerk: Is that all for you? Me: Yes. Her: Are you sure? Me: I think so yes. Her: You THINK so? Then the staring contest. I also bought gum.less than a minute ago via UberSocial Favorite Retweet ReplySteve Flynn
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Just a thought: Hugh Hefner and Betty White?less than a minute ago via Twitter for Android Favorite Retweet ReplyClaudine Grant
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