Tweets of the Week

One day I'll tell my son what a mouse was. He'll say "wow, that's really dumb". Then I'll just float away in my iWheelchair.less than a minute ago via Twitter for Mac Favorite Retweet ReplyRoger Erik Tinch
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Casey anthony and OJ Simpson plan on meeting up this weekend and finding the real killersless than a minute ago via web Favorite Retweet ReplySydney James
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Apollo in 1969. Shuttle in 1981. Nothing in 2011. Our space program would look awesome to anyone living backwards thru time.less than a minute ago via TweetDeck Favorite Retweet ReplyNeil deGrasse Tyson
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Giving Jeter the ball back for free is like hitting it big in Vegas then telling the casino to keep it because "I had a good time."less than a minute ago via TweetDeck Favorite Retweet ReplyTimothy Burke
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I think Mother Nature just invested in the Las Vegas area car wash biz..less than a minute ago via web Favorite Retweet ReplyTony Johnson
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@TooShort tonight, @djjazzyjeff215 on Saturday, and @diplo on Monday! Vegas is the livest city in the U.S.! #V7less than a minute ago via web Favorite Retweet ReplyEyes and Teeth
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Yesterday I bought 32 yards of pink fur for camp @BurningMan projects. I think I'm now on the "no-fly" list.less than a minute ago via HootSuite Favorite Retweet ReplyJohn Halcyon Styn
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Women's tennis is on TV, neighbors are going to think it's porn.less than a minute ago via Twitter for iPhone Favorite Retweet ReplyJared
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"Nice drunk tweets last night, asshole." - Me, to myselfless than a minute ago via Twitter for iPhone Favorite Retweet ReplyKasey Mahaffy
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WHAT!!!!???!!!! CASEY ANTHONY FOUND NOT GUILTY!!!! I am speechless!!!less than a minute ago via UberSocial for BlackBerry Favorite Retweet ReplyKim Kardashian
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So was Nicole Brown Simpson's family when your dad got OJ off. RT @KimKardashian: CASEY ANTHONY FOUND NOT GUILTY!!!! I am speechless!!!less than a minute ago via Echofon Favorite Retweet ReplyChris
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I wonder if the internet has anything on it besides Twitter, Facebook, Tumblr, Google and YouTube. I've never really looked, so..less than a minute ago via web Favorite Retweet ReplyCody Tupper
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Dear iPhone: how dare you autocorrect "staycation" to "starvation." So not the same thing! #V7less than a minute ago via web Favorite Retweet ReplyLaura Coronado
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