Seven days of tasty observations and bite-sized commentary from Vegas and beyond, served 140 characters at a time. Curated by @marseniuk, published every Thursday—get 'em while they're hot!
One day I'll tell my son what a mouse was. He'll say "wow, that's really dumb". Then I'll just float away in my iWheelchair.
Casey anthony and OJ Simpson plan on meeting up this weekend and finding the real killers
Apollo in 1969. Shuttle in 1981. Nothing in 2011. Our space program would look awesome to anyone living backwards thru time.
Giving Jeter the ball back for free is like hitting it big in Vegas then telling the casino to keep it because "I had a good time."
I think Mother Nature just invested in the Las Vegas area car wash biz..
Yesterday I bought 32 yards of pink fur for camp @BurningMan projects. I think I'm now on the "no-fly" list.
Women's tennis is on TV, neighbors are going to think it's porn.
"Nice drunk tweets last night, asshole." - Me, to myself
WHAT!!!!???!!!! CASEY ANTHONY FOUND NOT GUILTY!!!! I am speechless!!!
So was Nicole Brown Simpson's family when your dad got OJ off. RT @KimKardashian: CASEY ANTHONY FOUND NOT GUILTY!!!! I am speechless!!!
I wonder if the internet has anything on it besides Twitter, Facebook, Tumblr, Google and YouTube. I've never really looked, so..
Dear iPhone: how dare you autocorrect "staycation" to "starvation." So not the same thing! #V7