Tweets of the Week

Gosh, I just love gambling here in Vegas. Sure, I may lose $100,000 but the drinks are free so it evens out!less than a minute ago via twittbot.net Favorite Retweet ReplyKaren
KarenWalkerBot

New idea. All further debt ceiling negotiation talk must happen outside where it is currently 102 degrees. 20 minutes & we'll have a deal.less than a minute ago via web Favorite Retweet ReplyCate Gormley
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I wish I had even half the confidence of fat chicks in tube tops.less than a minute ago via Twitter for BlackBerry® Favorite Retweet ReplySlashleen
Slashleen

If "What happens in Vegas stays in Vegas," my money must be happening in Vegas.less than a minute ago via web Favorite Retweet ReplyWendy Liebman
WendyLiebman

6yrs ago today I married my best mate in an Egyptian themed hotel in Las Vegas. You could see the ministers neck tattoos under his shirt.less than a minute ago via TweetList Pro Favorite Retweet ReplyOliver East
olivereast

People are going crazy over Shark Week and they aren't even cute. Imagine how well a "Kitten Week" would do.less than a minute ago via Twitter for iPhone Favorite Retweet ReplyRobert Benfer
RobertBenfer

Everytime I see a Cialis commercial I'm think "there's no way they're gonna be in the seperate tubs this time." And then BAM: the 2 tubs.less than a minute ago via Twitter for Android Favorite Retweet ReplyZach Braff
zachbraff

Costco is great for saving loads on stuff you need but bad for spending ten times more on what you don't!less than a minute ago via Echofon Favorite Retweet ReplyAnton Russell
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If teens today talk/act like they do on the MTV show "Awkward", the debt ceiling is the least of this country's problems. #generationdoucheless than a minute ago via Twitter for iPhone Favorite Retweet ReplyJD Harmeyer
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I'm all about the first amendment, but it should be illegal to talk about the debt ceiling in barsless than a minute ago via Twitter for iPhone Favorite Retweet ReplyDan Derozier
danderozier

This week on Wall Street makes Shark Week look tame.less than a minute ago via TweetDeck Favorite Retweet ReplyJoseph Fahmy
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