Seven days of tasty observations and bite-sized commentary from Vegas and beyond, served 140 characters at a time. Published every Thursday—get 'em while they're hot!
Met my neighbor across the street the other day and thought he was a stalker, but he really DOES work at my hotel. #oops
Thousands of years from now, anthropologists will be perplexed by the in-tact bags of silicone laid carefully atop the bones of our women.
Do you think Texas Instruments and T.I. have ever gotten into a rap battle?
It's days like this I wonder...whatever happened to Color Me Badd?
I can't believe people still get excited over ringtones.
Is the Throne built for 2 people or does Kanye sit on Jay-Z's lap?
Noticed in the mirror that I'm rocking a muffin top today. Makes me want a muffin.
Planking now being replaced by owling. At least those idiots will be easier to push over.
Flying to Vegas con today. Lots of mamories and gratitude attached to this trip. LLAP
If you have any sort of scarface paraphernalia congratulations your a douche bag http://t.co/SAcSOq6
Hanging with old friends tonight. I look forward to creeping out their kids.