Parks and Recreation’s Rob Lowe was spotted at Citizens on February 9, disappointing the most hard-core of Chris Traeger fans by eating a burger. At least somewhere, Ron Swanson was proud. … That same night, Milla Jovovich went with her daughter and some friends to see Mystère, where she ducked backstage to meet with some fellow Ukrainians in the cast and, we assume, talked about the Klitschko brothers. What else do you have to talk about when you’re from Ukraine? … Director J.J. Abrams addressed the Design, Innovate, Communicate, Entertain Summit on February 6 at the Hard Rock, where he offered painfully little in the way of his upcoming Star Wars directorial gig. He did, though, note that he snuck R2-D2 into the background of Star Trek. You’re welcome, nerds.